The Bachelor
I'm confused. A "bachelor" is a single man. Correct? Yet, a "bachelor party" is for the dude that is getting married. Simply put: WTF? I just snagged this from merriam-webster.com: Definition of BACHELOR 1: a young knight who follows the banner of another 2: a person who has received what is usually the lowest degree conferred by a 4-year college, university, or professional school ; also : the degree itself 3a : an unmarried man b : a male animal (as a fur seal) without a mate during breeding time There is no definition for "bachelor party." (And that's probably a good thing.) Webster's 3a definition soothed my confusion. However, from now on I'm going to tell people that I am an animal without a mate at breeding time. It's Sunday around 7:00pm and I'm chilling outside on a soft cushioned bench/swing. It's a perfect temperature, though, I imagine it will start to get cold soon when the sun starts t go down. It has been a prett